Four words. That's all it takes. This is the shirt for people who have already explained it once and will not be explaining it again. Small, centered, restrained — because the restraint is the point.
Wear it to the meeting. Wear it to the follow-up meeting about the meeting. It says what you legally cannot.
Part of the Corporate Satire collection from Canon Event. Printed on the Bella+Canvas 3001 in black, because the situation is serious.
Canon Event
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz/yd²)
- Retail fit with crew neckline and side seams for shape retention
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape and tear-away label for comfort
- High-detail printing on front and sleeves via DTF/DTG depending on provider
- REACH certified; sourced blank from Honduras; humane manufacturing certifications
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
